i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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