Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
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I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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