No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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