i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
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Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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