; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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