"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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