It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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