yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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