So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
