Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
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Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
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There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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