There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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