Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
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Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
He shit in the fireplace
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