"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
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Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
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I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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