You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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