I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
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We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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