Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
well most of my day revolves around power hour
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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