I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
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She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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