no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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