she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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