I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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