hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
