Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Randomize
