Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Randomize