Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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