All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize