i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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