i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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