Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
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he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
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It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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