What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Holy sore nipples Batman
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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