so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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