Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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