it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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