Sponge bath it is.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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