Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
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He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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