I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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