That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
its not stalking. its research.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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