If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
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well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
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I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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