apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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