Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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