Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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