Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Found your dick twin last night
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
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