Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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