my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
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I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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