My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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