Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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