Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
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Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
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NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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