god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
ugly people sure do ruin things
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
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im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
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I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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