why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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