She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
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Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
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For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
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last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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