I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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