I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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