Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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